Taiwanese Woman Divorces Husband Over Small Penis

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Re: Taiwanese Woman Divorces Husband Over Small Penis

Postby Hannibal » Sat Mar 23, 2013 21:01

The guy should just say his wife has a cavernous vajayjay.
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Re: Taiwanese Woman Divorces Husband Over Small Penis

Postby maoman » Sat Mar 23, 2013 22:05

Hannibal wrote:The guy should just say his wife has a cavernous vajayjay.

That thought occurred to me, too. Is it ok to leave a husband for a small dick, but not a wife for a big box?
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Re: Taiwanese Woman Divorces Husband Over Small Penis

Postby super_lucky » Sat Mar 23, 2013 22:51

maoman wrote:
Hannibal wrote:The guy should just say his wife has a cavernous vajayjay.

That thought occurred to me, too. Is it ok to leave a husband for a small dick, but not a wife for a big box?

My first thought was, "Put in in her butt" however I knpw...I know. Anyway, no. Not if it becomes she's given birth to one (or more of your children). Nope. Unless there's a C-section. Even so, pregnancy spreads everything out. Ruins the boobies. In either case, you already knew. Meanwhile, back in Year One.... You fellas know geometry. Angles. Friction. If it's really a mismatch, PM me and we'll discuss. Anyway, no. The human body has more than one penis-accessible orifice. Only Taiwanese people would be so stupid as to - oh I LOVE TAIWAN, IT'S THE MOST AWESOME PLACE ON EARTH... :idunno:
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Re: Taiwanese Woman Divorces Husband Over Small Penis

Postby Hannibal » Sat Mar 23, 2013 23:00

Not everyone has the same sexual proclivities, so suggesting he do her in the butt and ask her "Is it too small now?" is kind of weird.

I would say that these folks had more problems in their relationship than sexual intimacy. I feel for the guy. You got what you got and that's that. Pretty petty and downright mean of her if you ask me. Then again, this is Taiwan. The guy may end up with his own TV show. :lol:
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Re: Taiwanese Woman Divorces Husband Over Small Penis

Postby super_lucky » Sat Mar 23, 2013 23:24

Hannibal wrote:Not everyone has the same sexual proclivities, so suggesting he do her in the butt and ask her "Is it too small now?" is kind of weird.

I would say that these folks had more problems in their relationship than sexual intimacy. I feel for the guy. You got what you got and that's that. Pretty petty and downright mean of her if you ask me. Then again, this is Taiwan. The guy may end up with his own TV show. :lol:

Why is anal sex "weird" other than the fact that you find it unsavory? Or even the suggestion of it? People are fucking in the butt, man. It's mainstream. It's "What's Happenin'" in bedrooms across the globe.

The main issue is, CLEARLY, these are idiots. I think the issue and the reason she was granted the divorce is that he misrepresented what he was bringing to the "party", right? And I feel for this cat, can you imagine? Even if she's de-exaggerating, 5-10 cm is...oh, right, proclivities and whatnot. So good on you for watching his back.
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Re: Taiwanese Woman Divorces Husband Over Small Penis

Postby channamasala » Sat Mar 23, 2013 23:39

Is it OK for a man to leave a woman because she has a shipping container for a box?

Yeah, I'd say take the test drive, if for whatever reason it's just not working for you, but sexes have the right to leave. Chemistry and pleasure is like that.

But if her pink abyss got ginormized from having kids, I feel that's different. She took one for the team, to pop those little screaming barfing poopsacks out her exogorth (GOOGLE IT), and that deserves some respect. I mean she willingly turned that thing into a wizard sleeve, just for your family. Anyway, that at least merits some acknowledgement of the inevitable changes married couples have to deal with together if they're going to succeed together. I'd say the same for a man rendered impotent or even dickless from an injury or illness.

But if you're dating? You can leave for any reason you want.

And if you're going to get married you should test things out first.
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Re: Taiwanese Woman Divorces Husband Over Small Penis

Postby jimipresley » Sun Mar 24, 2013 01:36

Would you marry someone you hadn't had sex with? What a bizarre concept. :neutral:
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Re: Taiwanese Woman Divorces Husband Over Small Penis

Postby Hannibal » Sun Mar 24, 2013 02:42

super_lucky wrote:Why is anal sex "weird" other than the fact that you find it unsavory? Or even the suggestion of it? People are fucking in the butt, man. It's mainstream. It's "What's Happenin'" in bedrooms across the globe.
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A) I said suggesting him to do that and then suggesting he ask about it was weird.
B) I never mentioned what meye proclivities were, so take a step back.

And I'm not about to look it up, because I just don't care what other people are doing and rarely does what other people are doing influence me, but how does one decide something is mainstream? Surely not by watching porn? I mean if that were true than gagging bjs ending with projectile vomiting would also be mainstream. :idunno:
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Re: Taiwanese Woman Divorces Husband Over Small Penis

Postby Hannibal » Sun Mar 24, 2013 02:44

jimipresley wrote:Would you marry someone you hadn't had sex with? What a bizarre concept. :neutral:

channamasala wrote:And if you're going to get married you should test things out first.


I don't see how this is anyone's business. :idunno:
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Re: Taiwanese Woman Divorces Husband Over Small Penis

Postby Novaspes » Sun Mar 24, 2013 09:54

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Re: Taiwanese Woman Divorces Husband Over Small Penis

Postby channamasala » Sun Mar 24, 2013 10:33

Hannibal wrote:
jimipresley wrote:Would you marry someone you hadn't had sex with? What a bizarre concept. :neutral:

channamasala wrote:And if you're going to get married you should test things out first.


I don't see how this is anyone's business. :idunno:


It's not, in that if I knew her I wouldn't say that to her. But as a news story one can comment on, I think it's legit to wonder, if she was willing to divorce over this issue, why'd she sign the delivery slip before inspecting the package?

I have two friends who waited until marriage (both from traditional backgrounds). Good for them, I guess - not my business. But it worked out for them and they weren't in the news in a way that invites public speculation. None of us know her or her ex, so you can consider it more of a discussion of relationship issues with anonymous people attached to hypothetical situations.
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Re: Taiwanese Woman Divorces Husband Over Small Penis

Postby sandman » Sun Mar 24, 2013 14:47

jimipresley wrote:Would you marry someone you hadn't had sex with? What a bizarre concept. :neutral:

I would. I'd marry Charlize Theron or Queen Elizabeth II. In a heartbeat. For different reasons. Maybe both of 'em together. That could work.
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Re: Taiwanese Woman Divorces Husband Over Small Penis

Postby divea » Sun Mar 24, 2013 15:02

What a stupid news story. Why is it even news? What kind of a female can't lurrrve her husband despite his shortcomings (no pun intended)?? At least do not seek divorce on grounds that would shame him for life.
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Re: Taiwanese Woman Divorces Husband Over Small Penis

Postby Tempo Gain » Sun Mar 24, 2013 19:34

divea wrote: At least do not seek divorce on grounds that would shame him for life.


Probably not something one would like spread throughout the entire world on the internet, but that overstates the case considerably! Nothing to be ashamed about whatever hand God dealt you. And he won't be likely to run into the same problem again :)
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Re: Taiwanese Woman Divorces Husband Over Small Penis

Postby divea » Sun Mar 24, 2013 20:30

Tempo Gain wrote:
divea wrote: At least do not seek divorce on grounds that would shame him for life.


Probably not something one would like spread throughout the entire world on the internet, but that overstates the case considerably! Nothing to be ashamed about whatever hand God dealt you. And he won't be likely to run into the same problem again :)

You're right!!
Nothing to be ashamed of.
But yeah, must be embarrassing, just having his member be taalked about so much.
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