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Legislator Action Figures Announced ~ TC Lin
WAYNE, N.J. | International toy seller Toys “R” Us announced a new line of action figures on Monday, all based on popular legislators from Taiwan’s parliament, which is world famous for its outlandish and sometimes amazingly death-defying antics.
“Kids across the globe have seen Taiwanese legislators duking it out on TV over the years,” said a company spokesman. “Many of them practically grew up on it. Now they can reenact legislative battles at home with our customized action figures and accessories, which include tiny lunchboxes, fruit and chairs that break away.”
The “Diane Lee” action figure even comes with a tiny glass, made to be filled with water or other harmless liquids and thrown at the “Lo Fu-chu” action figure, which features a wind-up left hook to defend itself.
“You can collect the whole set and send in a coupon for a carrying case that is also a fold-out legislature, complete with seats and speaker’s platform kids can spend hours battling over to see whether the blues or the greens win the day,” the spokesman added.
"You, too, can block an arms bill 87 times in a row! Just feel the excitement!" he said.
The toys will be made in China.
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